I asked for a size 11!!

Ok so by now I'm sure you've heard of the shoe "attack" on George W.. but I don't think it was an attack at all. Perhaps ....

He wanted to shower his liberator with flowers but all he had were, well, shoes.

Trying to land a role in the next 007 film as the Middle Easts answer to Odd Job.

Merely trying to showcase Georges cat like reflexes.

Just proving that the Secret Service can tell the difference between shoe bombs and plain old shoes. (you go Secret service!)

Hispanic step-mom taught him the value of a chankla upside the head.

He threw his American made shoes at W and yelled, "With shoddy workmanship like this it's no wonder you can't sell any cars."

Just providing a prop for George to do his famous Khrushchev routine.

Proved that even those paid well to protect George W won't take a bullet for him, or even a shoe.